The Grand Unification of Lyrics and an Untalented

Jun 27

YOU MASSIVELY UNDERESTIMATE HOW BORED I AM

• 1. Taken a picture naked? Yep
• 2. Painted your room? Nope
• 3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Yep
• 4. Drove a car? Nope
• 5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yep
• 6. Had a crush? Yep
• 7. Been dumped? Yep
• 8. Stole money from a friend? Nope
• 9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Nope
• 10. Been in a fist fight? Bahaha nope
• 11. Snuck out of your house? Nope
• 12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yep
• 13. Been arrested? Nope
• 14. Made out with a stranger? ...Sort of
• 15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yep
• 16. Left your house without telling your parents? Nope
• 17. Had a crush on your neighbor? Nope
• 18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Nope I'm much too uninteresting
• 19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Not a bed, no
• 20. Seen someone die? Nope
• 21. Been on a plane? Yep, love it
• 22. Kissed a picture? Nope
• 23. Slept in until 3? Nope, I get up way too early
• 24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yep
• 25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
• 26. Made a snow angel? Yep
• 27. Played dress up? Pff, obviously
• 28. Cheated while playing a game? Probably
• 29. Been lonely? Yep
• 30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Spanish, every thursday
• 31. Been to a club? Nope
• 32. Felt an earthquake? Yep
• 33. Touched a snake? The bastard got thrown around my neck in Morocco
• 34. Ran a red light? On my bike, hardcore
• 35. Been suspended from school? Nope
• 36. Had detention? Yep
• 37. Been in a car accident? Nope
• 38. Hated the way you look? A few times
• 39. Witnessed a crime? Nope
• 40. Pole danced? Against a bar in school for a dare >_>
• 41. Been lost? Emotionally? Yep. Physically? Yep
• 42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yep
• 43. Felt like dying? Not literally but sometimes x]
• 44. Cried yourself to sleep? Nope
• 46. Sang karaoke? Oh yes
• 47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yep
• 48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I spat out drink one laughing
• 49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yep
• 50. Kissed in the rain? Nope
• 51. Sang in the shower? Every time
• 52. Made out in a park? Nope
• 53. Dream that you married someone? Sort of
• 54. Glued your hand to something? ...My other hand
• 55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nope
• 56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Nope
• 57. Been a cheerleader? ...Nope
• 58. Sat on a roof top? Nope
• 59. Brush your teeth? ...Yes
• 60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? ...One time ):
• 61. Played chicken? Yep x]
• 62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes. Fucking nana.
• 63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Of course not disappointing
• 64. Broken a bone? Yep
• 65. Been easily amused? Jimmy on a roll.
• 66. Laughed so hard you cried? Many times x]
• 67. Mooned/flashed someone? Nope
• 68. Cheated on a test? Not that I can remember
• 69. Forgotten someone’s name? Nope
• 70. Slept naked? Ohmy yes

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